How was a couch muffin like me, even encased in steel, going to seduce them? That was my job.  A dirty job... but some robot had to do it.  I immediately e-mailed the editors at IQ and asked them for any info they could give me that would keep these women from telling me, ÒYou couldnÕt fuck your way out of a paper bag. Now pay for your mistake,Ó or, ÒYou fool! Now die like the fucking dog you are.Ó 
 
	The trick is to talk dirty back at them while youÕre having sex (by hitting the talk button), watching two important meters on either side of the screen. The red meter on the right has to be kept up by changing sexual position, and hitting jumping sex targets on your sirenÕs body, so that you can then slam on the powersex button.  This raises the yellow orgasm meter, but depletes the red, so you must keep pumping.  If you deplete the red too much, you get eviscerated by your siren.  Just like that.  Without a word of thanks.  However, if you can hit orgasmic levels in the yellow meter, you then hit the orgasm button and finish off your ninja.  As she lies back in the aftermath of ecstasy, sheÕll give you a hint which enables you to go to the next level.